I hate asparagus.

A tip for those of you submitting to literary magazines.

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If your email has the word “Juggalo” in it, get a new one for professional reasons because the manuscript readers are going to judge you based on that alone.

In the case of the one I’m reading now, it’s also written in a terrible font.  And I don’t understand what the writer is trying to get at aside from “daddy issues.”

Bingo.