June 2012
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May 2012
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Thursday afternoon homework
me: isn't 1500 words kind of a lot for this?
Michelle: yes it is so much. i dont know that many words
me: I'm at 317 and I'm done fawning over David Foster Wallace
like this is going to turn into softcore fan-fiction
Michelle: hot
just describe what an encounter between you and DFW would have been like and then read it to the class
me: "his dirty flannel shirt fell to the floor"
okay
too much
already
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His text: So. I think we’re at a point in our relationship where I should ask you an important question.
Mine: Yes?
His: What cell phone provider do you use?
Yeah it’s gonna be really funny once I throw up on you and then kill you in your sleep.
I finished stress dishwashing just in time to watch the cat drag his ass across my new white sheets. This night is so much fun!
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My birthday is in five weeks.
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When I thought about what I want for said birthday, all I could really come up with was “bras and a new kitchen table.”
Is 25 the age when you get boring?
I’m at “bras and a couch.”
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I texted the guy who’s coming over tonight to tell him that one of my toenails fell off. He has not replied.
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April 2012
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http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/yankeetest.... →
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44% Dixie. it’s that pennsylvania country streak. plus i lived in flower mound, TX when i was learning to speak.
49% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom.
A little surprised, but not too much.
Born in Eastern Ohio (Dayton), moved to Texas when I was 5, went to middle school/high school in Pittsburgh, went to...
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March 2012
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The last line of my final lit paper, so far:
“This is a book for white people.”
(This goes with my earlier Spike Lee post.)
Forgive me but I have to put this somewhere.
Today I found out that I’m going to be managing editor of TQO during spring and summer quarters.
It is also the birthday of Jack Kerouac and Dave Eggers.
Loved lit dudes of past and present are watching over me. Thanks guys!
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February 2012
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Just so you guys know, whiskey + very meaningful old emails = a rough night.