June 2012
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Jun 2nd
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May 2012
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Thursday afternoon homework
me: isn't 1500 words kind of a lot for this?
Michelle: yes it is so much. i dont know that many words
me: I'm at 317 and I'm done fawning over David Foster Wallace
like this is going to turn into softcore fan-fiction
Michelle: hot
just describe what an encounter between you and DFW would have been like and then read it to the class
me: "his dirty flannel shirt fell to the floor"
okay
too much
already
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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His text: So. I think we’re at a point in our relationship where I should ask you an important question. Mine: Yes? His: What cell phone provider do you use? Yeah it’s gonna be really funny once I throw up on you and then kill you in your sleep. I finished stress dishwashing just in time to watch the cat drag his ass across my new white sheets. This night is so much fun!
May 29th
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May 28th
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May 23rd
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My birthday is in five weeks.
at-at: When I thought about what I want for said birthday, all I could really come up with was “bras and a new kitchen table.” Is 25 the age when you get boring? I’m at “bras and a couch.”
May 21st
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May 17th
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May 17th
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I texted the guy who’s coming over tonight to tell him that one of my toenails fell off. He has not replied.
May 17th
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May 12th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 6th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 1st
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April 2012
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Apr 29th
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Apr 24th
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http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/yankeetest.... →
at-at: notmetaphoric: dieyounglivefast: breakfastinbed:whatwhatwhat:some other people 44% Dixie. it’s that pennsylvania country streak. plus i lived in flower mound, TX when i was learning to speak. 49% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom. A little surprised, but not too much. Born in Eastern Ohio (Dayton), moved to Texas when I was 5, went to middle school/high school in Pittsburgh, went to...
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 7th
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March 2012
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Mar 24th
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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ListenMorphine | “Good” Thank you, person...
Mar 19th
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Mar 18th
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The last line of my final lit paper, so far:
“This is a book for white people.” (This goes with my earlier Spike Lee post.)
Mar 14th
Forgive me but I have to put this somewhere.
Today I found out that I’m going to be managing editor of TQO during spring and summer quarters. It is also the birthday of Jack Kerouac and Dave Eggers. Loved lit dudes of past and present are watching over me. Thanks guys!
Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 6th
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February 2012
13 posts
Just so you guys know, whiskey + very meaningful old emails = a rough night.
Feb 25th