I hate asparagus.

I can’t stop listening to this. Emily, you were right. He’s adorable.

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Why I watch this show.

Why I watch this show.

Okay, I’ve had a little whiskey, and I know who this is, but WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS

Okay, I’ve had a little whiskey, and I know who this is, but WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS

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There’s a similar picture of me outside of his house. I look a little different, like not the shittiest writer ever. (Not trying to toot my own horn, just trying to untoot his.)

There’s a similar picture of me outside of his house. I look a little different, like not the shittiest writer ever. (Not trying to toot my own horn, just trying to untoot his.)

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thedailywhat:

Dad of the Day: Father-to-be youngcholy1 freestyles to the beat being dropped by his unborn son’s heart monitor.

[youngcholy1.]

This made me so happy.

12:53 AM-

Not nearly enough words written for assignment due at 7 PM.

Work from whenever-I-drag-my-ass-in AM to probably 4:30 PM.

This has been a transmission from Lydia, doing homework right since 1992.

Two places that have had more of an impact on my life than I ever thought possible.

Two places that have had more of an impact on my life than I ever thought possible.

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